Witnesses:These dudes I know
Allegedly:Kinda probably
Rebuild:Avenge
Space:Spaaace
Smartphone:Pokédex
Electric:Atomic
Senator:Elf-lord
Car:Cat
Election:Eating contest
Debate:Dance-off
Poll:Psychic reading
Candidate:Airbender
Drone:Dog
Successfully:Suddenly
Expands:Physically expands
First-degree:Friggin' awful
Second-degree:Friggin' awful
Third-degree:Friggin' awful
Global:Spherical
Years:Minutes
Minutes:Years
Horsepower:Tons of horsemeat
Gaffe:Magic spell
Ancient:Haunted
Star-Studded:Blood-soaked
Surprising:Surprising (but not to me)
Tension:Sexual tension
Email:Poem
Tweet:Poem
Latest:Final
Disrupt:Destroy
Meeting:Ménage à trois
Scientists:Channing Tatum and his friends